This *****… Haha.rnrnDont bother making promises to her, she doesnt care. And dont bother accepting any promises from her, because she cares even less. De this ***** gets her rocks off from drama, lies, deceit, heartbreak and ******* people over. She really, truly, honestly loves it. Shell deny it, but shes a dirty little **** with a hankering lately for major losers.rnrnShes a short little ***** too, and fat. Although she pulls it off well. rnrnHer newest victim, Kyle Yoho, has no ******* clue what shes really like. Well, buddy, you done ****** up. She may seem all nice, but in the end the only thing she gives a **** about is HER. Nobody else. No matter how good or bad you are or were, no matter how long shes known or loved someone, in the end she only cares about her.rnrnShe went to Shaler Area High School, along with her new loser ***** boyfriend, and she works at Tri Rivers Orthopedic as a receptionist. She has an RN license and degree to go with it, from Allegheny County Community College, but shes too much of a ******* loser to be a nurse. Not sure youd want her around that many prescription drugs though. She worked at McDonalds for forever, which is where she met this loser, and also the drug dealer she fell in love with and ******, Randy Stevenss because he provided her with laced weed, molly and pain killers. rnrnWhat is it about McDonalds that makes everybody who works there start ******* each other Because this ***** has had at least half of them inside her. Isnt there a nonfraternization policy between the managers and the peons And he thinks hes such a ******* badass too.rnrnGetting inside her is easy, all you have to do is tell her you love her, like her, or even whisper a few sweet words or strum a few chords on a guitar like her ****** boyfriend, and shell let you spill your *** all up in her *****. Its her favorite thing.rnrnHer parents are winners too. Her mother Sandra is a crazy ******* *****, who looks like a meth baby, and her father Dan is a raging alcoholic, wannabe biker who cant hold a stable job and thinks hes gods gift to the human race. He also thinks hes a badass ************.rnrnWere all thanking you for the girl with daddy issues, pops. **** was fun as ****. Were all enjoying it immensely.rnrnShe frequents Arsenal Lanes in Pittsburgh with her boytoy, because apparently he thinks hes some sort of McDonalds CashierPart time rock star. You should hit up any amatuer rock shows in the area, youll probably see them. Be sure to tell your friends too.rnrnIF YOU SEE THEM, BE SURE TO SAY HELLO! rnrnShell love the male attention, shes a sucker for anyone that will whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
