I’m a 47-year-old alcoholic, meth head, pill-popping, Fetty smoking. **** gobbling cvm dumpster. For years I laid around in my own filth like the sperm whale that I am and drank Busch ice like it was going out of style. Until I met my knight and shining armor my one true love…….CRYSTAL METH. I LOST 80LBS AND for the first time in 3 years, I was able to get out of bed and stumble around. I went from sperm whale to an 80yr old looking granny barbie that has lived a hard life of drugs, alcohol, unprotected ***, and pure laziness. My current bf and I live with my deaf ex-bf of 7 years that I have wrapped around my pinky finger. I like to play with his emotions and jump back and forth between them both. I love laying back like a starfish during ***, and have my dirty did infest, amazon Bush, cottage cheese-like discharge; rotten fish smelling, itchy, burning, loose as a goose, the hole gets pounded by a train of little boys, dirty old men, ok let’s be honest anyone that will *** me. If your Into whiny, immature, lazy, good for nothing, used and abused Skeletor looking, drug-using, beer-guzzling, 80-year-old looking wannabe barbie, that has every known sti, attention *****, heartless evil, stun cvnt that has lost her marbles, that dresses like a slootty 13yr old, that loves **** (the more the merrier) down my throat, 3 in the pink (or should I say green) 2 in the stink, *** dumpster loving granny that acts like a 12-year-old, that has no responsibility and is a cold-hearted evil narcissistic dirt squirrel that lives off my deaf ex-bf in his trap house with my current on again off again boy toy. Then I’m the girl of your worst nightmare. Oh I have one good quality about me I get a odsp cheque every month, and I’m also frauding the CERB benefit cheque every month but I’m not scared of going to jail cause I’m a well-known Rat. So if you don’t have a job, dont worry I gotch you! My name is Shannon Westlake/romph call me 😀
