This Boat Rat Rachel Lucy Eads loves strip poker, making out with chicks at bars, and you named it ladies! Husbands! My husband and I were trying to work on our marriage when he returned from deployment (affair happened underway) and this dirty boat rat decided it was a good idea to text and call him from the boat phone (he blocked her). She also doesn’t care for condoms so beware wives and girlfriends! She may turn around and spread diseases or get knocked up.