Paul Chuon — Dallas, Texas

Paul acts like an upstanding married IT consultant, but the reality of his life is beyond laughable. He sleeps with at least three floozys a week because no woman would even consider looking at his d**k (including his wife) unless they were being paid.That’s assuming they could see it without a magnifying glass or lasik. He was a social reject growing up and instead of working on his personality or looks he relies on his mediocre salary to purchase companionship who don’t speak English. I can say this because if they did speak his language they would return his money…assuming he actually paid them. You can expect to find Paul out trying to party with at least 6 feet of space around him at all times…not because of C0VID, it’s the stench. If you do see Paul in the wild he will nurse the same drink all night, most likely a tap water (with lemon if he’s feeling adventurous). He likes to consider himself dangerous but I saw him actually p**s himself the last time someone threatened him. De he had to go home and change. Thankfully his mom had done his laundry. His legal wife has gone back to using her maiden name and who could blame her? Avoid this a55hole at all costs unless you’re looking for an STD and missed child support.

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