Edmonton, meet Niomy Lotzien who gets lots of men. We met on Tinder and she told me she’s looking for an open relationship so she can still “have fun”. Stupidly, I agreed. Fast forward 2 weeks later and I caught an STD from her. De She smelled very unusual downstairs and was a total dead fish in the sack, pun intended. If you see Niomy on any dating apps, do yourself a favor and stay away. There is plenty of FISH in the sea that probably smells a lot better than she does.
