Melissa Sunshine Vitellaro — Portland, Oregon

This piece of work is Melissa Sunshine Vitellaro. Her middle name is really ‘Sunshine’. It’s not her floozy name or her str1pper name. But Melissa doesn’t bring any sunshine into anyone’s life. In fact, you’re more likely to get an STD from her than have her brighten your day. She’s a test track for STDs. She’s got more miles on her than a ’57 Buick. I’m not saying she’s a sloot, but she does use the last guy’s load as lube for the next guy. De the sperm bank accepts her spit as a deposit. She a wanna-be big-time drug dealer (Meth and Heroin) who uses up her profit and product on herself and friends. Chances are, if you run into her, she’ll be nodding and drooling all over herself. Her extensive criminal record of over 60 charges, includes everything from numerous identity thefts, forgery, countless drug charges (heroin, oxy, meth), menacing, even a couple of Robbery in the first degree. De she’s not welcome around her family and cares little about seeing her young son. This is one ***** you want to stay away from.

2 thoughts on “Melissa Sunshine Vitellaro — Portland, Oregon

  1. This was written by Ron Morse. This was his friend but because she won’t leave her life for that loser he is trying to sabotage her. This article he wrote is funny because it’s actually written about his ex who is a stripper named sunshine lol I just had to write this because I think it’s hysterical.

  2. Obviously you don’t know Sh*t about the truth. Ron Morse wrote this, because the skanky b*tch thought she could rip him off and get away with it. If you know Melissa, you know she’s a loser heroin/oxy/fentynal user who will screw you over any way she can if she thinks she can get away with it. Her family wants nothing to do with her, she has a restraining order on her p*ssy boyfriend Casey (who doesn’t even have the ***** to stand up for her), and as far as wanting her to ‘leave her life for him’….. you gotta be out of your mind. He’d rather sit in front of his computer all day and jack off if his only other option was to be with her. And he’s never had a ‘stripper girlfriend’ named Sunshine. Look Melissa up, you’ll find out that is her given birth name.
    Go back to the Alley, Sally. Maybe you’ll find Melissa there as well, giving $5.00 ********.

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