LeLe, I really wish I could remember your last name. Or at least the name of your boyfriend that you said you didn’t have. But in the end, I guess it doesn’t really matter. Except for the fact that we ended up in a high-speed chase around a town I just moved to. That was bullshit. DE, I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t crash and end up in the hospital. I also still remember how when I broke it off with you, you tried to pull that whole “I’m pregnant with your baby” thing. Which also turned out to be a lie. You are a ******* liar and cheating *****.