This little peach right here has been having a full-blown affair with my husband for almost five months. She enjoys sleeping with her co-workers, getting DUI’s, and knowingly destroying families. You’ll know you’ve met her if you only look behind her and see the massive path of destruction and countless men. Although Kristen is known to have an IQ of 12, she is attempting to get a teaching position so she can teach our children all about morals and values. She’s a true gem.
