This is a weird one. I matched with this girl Jamie-Lynn on Tinder and she was obsessed with my dog. She kept going on and on about him. I know chicks like dogs, but this was getting creepy. It became very clear she was more interested in my dog than me. Either way, it’s Tinder and I was determined to get laid. She eventually came over to my house and things quickly went from creepy to disturbing. She went from petting my dog to full-on making out with him. She started grabbing at his genitals and asked if he could “join us” in the bedroom. That’s when I threw her coat at her and told her to gtfo to my house. De Don’t let dog-faced Jamie near your dog. She is seriously messed up.
