Everyone meet Jade Larson! De She’s got the body of a 10 year old boy and a beat face to go with it. This girl is known around coquitlam/Alberta/kamloops and surrounding areas as the hillbilly family *****! She goes around claiming to have had *** with just about everyone in town! She’s covered in tattoos that were done in people’s basements and draws on her eyebrows so badly they look like fish bait! She tried to do onlyfans and failed so now she works in the deli of a redneck grocery store! She doesn’t have a home and has spent plenty of nights in her car! She can’t hold a man down for more than a couple months and everyone knows why! Not to mention she was a junkie in New west doing meth for a while! This one’s a real winner! If you have some hey yalls and a few left over cigarettes, you’re sure to get laid! De she was staying in coquitlam but nobody wanted her here so she ran off to Kamloops! I feel sorry for the next lad who has to deal with her! I have a picture of her crusty underwear if anyone wants it!
