Elena Cuomo an Imagery Analyst at DigitalGlobe in Denver is at it again. This University of Denver grad made it through school as a student floozy so she could brag that she graduated without student debt and lived that coveted Instagram life. Ever since Backpage was shutdown, this dirty rat has been soliciting clients off of Bumble and Seeking Engagement. She likes to brag about all the internet attention she receives and even suggested that she wouldn’t mind being an floozy and crackhead as a full-time job because of how easy it is. She uses her vacation time to hook up with anyone that will take her anywhere for any amount and days where she is ‘sick’ or ‘cant make it into work’ are because of nights before where she is smoking cheap crack and getting it from behind. But watch out. Don’t you dare criticise this snowflake about her choices or about the lives that she ruins by spreading her DRDs or else she will go full mental on you. Including waiting for you outside your home and stalking you, leaving obscene messages to your friends and family, and even calling your work threatening you. She is a fake and a narcissist plain and simple. Thank *** for dating sites these days or else she wouldn’t be able to function in the real world. She will also go mental if you ever criticise her about her technique, her nasty ginger bush, or that musty fish smell and yellow discharge that she emanates from time to time. But if that is your cup of tea then by all means hit this one up. She is constantly on her phone swiping right on everyone so you cant miss her. Just don’t give her your personal info.
