Hey De, Miss Cecily Duffie, also known as stacid17 on OKCupid will claim to be the most feminist woman you’ve ever met. Yet, she will order an expensive *** dinner with all the extras she could want including multiple drinks and a desert to go, and then she won’t squeak a word when it’s time to pay. Then later after spending the rest of the night chatting she will make sexual advances to you only to change her mind halfway through so that she can judge your reaction. (My reaction was respectful as could be, mind you). However, when you find out later that she’s doing this so that she can write about you in her research paper on the human psyche, you will be none too impressed. I should have left her stupid *** by the curb for doing that. So, hopefully, one poor soul might read this and save himself from what might be the worst first date ever.
