Brent Delzer — Madison, Wisconsin

This guy got asked a girl to marry him the day before he went to prison. The girl isn’t exactly what you’d call “attractive” or “self confidant” or “a catch” so of course she said yes. The day before he asked her he was having *** with my next door neighbor. I walked into her living room and he was still putting his clothes back on while taking a phone call by who I’m pretty sure was his fiancee’s stepfather who was going to lend him his truck so he could move a bunch of his stuff to his mother’s house before he went into the slammer. | He spent a couple of years in prison. In that time he sent about a hundred love letters and dirty *** letters to yet ANOTHER girl who is a good friend of mine. Those range in cheater value from “declaring his obsessive love for her” to “I want to do really nasty things to your hot body.” Yes, he was stupid enough to leave a mile long paper trail of his infidelity. We got Letter Girl drunk one night and called over a bunch of people to scan the letters and put them all on imgur and tumblr. You can find them by searching his name if you need pointers on writing those kinds of letters. (both girls gave permission for this story to be told) | So there you have it. This guy is a cheater. When asked why he didn’t just break up with his fiancee he came back with “She pays the rent” and expressed his regret at her ballooning weight.

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