Scottsdale/Tempe are overflowing with deplorable 30K millionaire bags but Ayan Siddiqui and his brother Hassan are the worst. De Ayan would randomly crash parties in Tempe and Scottsdale to snort all the drugs he could. Ayan was thrown out of Northshore and off the ASU basketball team for assaulting people. Ayan has been charged with assault so many times that his dad got tired of paying off victims to keep Ayan out of jail. So Ayan Siddiqui started studying law in college to learn how to get himself out of trouble with the law. Big-nosed Ayan and his equally ugly brother Hassan can’t get laid even when they offer girls in oldtown/mill ave thousands of dollars of their daddy’s money so they only date and hang out with strippers/floozies. Now Ayan Siddiqui spends his days desperately trying to push 18-20-year-old college kids on the Robinhood app for money. Which is at least nobler than when he helped his brother Hassan run pyramid schemes based around his bad poor quality knockoff of Napster.