This Histrionic Hussy is Katrina Gauvin (a.k.a. Kat, a.k.a. Tria Vin), as sharp as mud and about as clean. Her hobbies include singing, acting, lying, cheating, using whomever she can for rides, sending men to the Health Unit, and being a lazy pothead. Looks like this classless cesspool has decided that working for a living is really cutting into her multi-dumpster time, so to that end, she’s making a career change. Raw and ready, and going for sheer volume, her aim appears to get seeded and score a meal ticket. Fear not though,gents, you won’t be held responsible if you’re the unfortunate soul who dips his stick into this noxious trench and knocks her up, even with the IQ of a gnat, she’s been backbusudbrnering her ex for years. She brings him in for a conjugal visit regularly so he can have the pregnancy dropped in his lap. He was going to grovel after her his whole life anyway, might as well be a babysitter too, right? He’ll provide, she’ll cheat, Livin’ Her Dream! Serious talk – hazmat suit if you’re tapping that.
