If your a really stupid person like Matthew Desmond, you pretend to be a expert on eviction aren’t staring back at you while you rip people off and scam people online for there money. But when you hear him come through the door you hide like a scared rabbitt that’s been caught with its tail up in the air and its *** hanging out. He promised himself that he would only **** cheaters at hotels and in backseats of cars behind the pub, even though he wanted to look through the wifes panty drawer and get an idea of something sexy to smell and steal for the next ***** he finds in another womans car. Plus he wanted to wash up after his *** started running down his leg.